Happy Thanksgiving
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Happy
Thanksgiving all you pilgrims and Indians! And, in order to
have a happy Thanksgiving for yourself and your loved ones
you'll want to learn a few tips that will make this autumn
holiday the best ever.
In order
to have a happy Thanksgiving it's important to remember not
to drink and carve at the same time.
Too many
carving accidents happen every year because the one with the
knife has been over-imbibing.
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Another tip for a happy Thanksgiving is to wear a pair of pants
at least one size too big to make room for all that turkey, dressing
and mashed potatoes. There's nothing more uncomfortable that tight
fitting clothes on Turkey Day.
And, yet another tip for ensuring a happy Thanksgiving involves
playing "Pin the Tail on the Hostess". Whether its Mom,
Grandma or whomever is doing the cooking in the kitchen, she'll
just love a little pin or thumbtack in her behind as she scrambling
to get out the family meal.
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For a happy Thanksgiving that no one will forget hire Indian maidens
to come to your home and do a little pole dancing. This is one sure
way to get the guys out from in front of the football game!
And if you want a happy Thanksgiving to end all happy Thanksgivings,
then have no misgivings that a mashed potato fight at the Thanksgiving
dinner table is just the way to do this. Hey, it only happens
once a year, and you'll be forgiven by the time next year rolls
around, so why not start a food fight this holiday season?
And, the last way to experience a happy Thanksgiving is to sit
back, hog the remote, belch, fart and loosen the top button on your
pants and fall asleep watching the football game. Is there any better
way to experience a happy Thanksgiving than this? I think not.
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