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Thanksgiving
2008
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Thanksgiving
2008 is but a year away, so it is time to make some predictions.
Some people like to live in the present, but we find that
you'll receive more presents if you in fact, live in the future.
So, here
goes some Thanksgiving 2008 predictions that are sure to come
true. Now, that Al Gore has won an Academy Award and the Nobel
Peace Prize, on the day of Thanksgiving 2008, Al Gore will
also win both the Super Lotto and the Publishers Clearing
House lottery as well.
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By Thanksgiving 2008, the housing market will have bottomed out
only to find a new lower bottom as even more people default on their
loans and have to eat their turkey dinners on the curb outside of
the overfilled homeless shelter.
On the exact day of Thanksgiving 2008, Britney Spears will become
sober along with ex-husband Kevin, and friends Paris, Nicole, Lindsay
and Kiefer. By Thanksgiving 2008, Oprah will have won the national
Presidential election by write-in vote and she will already have
eloped with Barack Obama to the Caribbean in Anna Nicole's old house.
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By Thanksgiving 2008, the 10th commercial space tourist will fly into
suborbital space and take a couple of laps around the Earth. Also
on Thanksgiving 2008 the Iraq War will still be raging and the White
House will be saying that we need to give the plan some more time
to work.
Two weeks before Thanksgiving 2008, turkeys will be put on the
Federal Endangered Species List and people will be eating Tofurkey
with grimaces upon their pusses. After Thanksgiving 2008 alternative
fuel vehicles will be hot and cool to drive at the same time, particularly
biofuel cars.
Thanksgiving 2008 will also deliver a few more surprises, such
as a new baby adopted by the Olsen twins, a new dog for Ellen Degeneres
and Mel Gibson will have converted to Judaism. A couple more surprises
for Thanksgiving 2008 includes the pope denounces canine contraception
and Al Gore will be declared King of North America.
That's all for now as the Thanksgiving 2008 crystal ball is getting
a bit fuzzy now. Stay tuned for more prediction, predilections and
downright nonsense.
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