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Thanksgiving
Holiday
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The Thanksgiving
holiday is one of giving thanks and being with family and
friends.
If you
have no family and friends and nothing to be thankful for,
then you can still celebrate in a cynical, disheartened and
jaded way.
In fact,
those who have family, friend and something to be thankful
for this Thanksgiving holiday need to be taken down a notch
since they have it all.
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Why do these people get all the happiness while others go without?
Of course, you may wish to adopt the live-and-let live philosophy
and let those who are happy be happy. Let those who are sad, be
sad. And, let those who are wretched, be wretched.
Then, again you may wish to be an overbearing control freak who
tries to impose and enforce your values onto everyone else. This
is a much more fun way to go this Thanksgiving holiday. If fact,
for this Thanksgiving holiday, why not require laughter at all your
jokes. If someone does not laugh at one of your Thanksgiving
jokes, then bully them into doing so.
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If someone this Thanksgiving holiday does not agree with you political
or religious point of view, then bully them, browbeat them, attack
them both psychologically and emotionally until they give in to your
way of thinking. Win at all costs is the way to peaceful relationships
and what better time to practice this that during the Thanksgiving
holiday season?
Remember, that the Thanksgiving holiday is not really about getting
together with family, friends and other loved ones, eating good
food and being thankful for who we are and what we have. What a
ridiculous concept! No, the Thanksgiving holiday is for winning.
If you play flag football in the backyard you must win.
If you have a debate over what color the repaint the house, you
must win. If you play Stratego or Battle Ship, you must win. Losing
is no fun. Winning is everything. You don't want to be seen as a
loser in front of the whole family do you? No? Well, then win you
must.
This Thanksgiving holiday you must strategize before you get to
the party. Your pie must be the best, kids the best behaved, you
must be the smartest and wittiest and most attractive person there.
Remember second place gets the leftovers! You want to claim the
drumstick. The most important tip this Thanksgiving holiday is to
bring a taser gun and if you feel yourself losing at something,
use the taser as needed to achieve victory.
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